Moms! And why!

It kind of sucks when you call your mother on FaceTime and she says what are you eating you have a fat face. Well ok I could have been mean but I wasn't because I'm nice to everyone.
Moving along to yesterday. Elaine and I were visiting my sister Suzanne and Suzanne brings in her tablet with my mom on it she says hello to all of us but when she gets to me she says "Is your razor broken?" All I have to know is why say anything or nitpick. If you have to find something wrong don’t say anything. Keep these thoughts to yourself!  I believe it's a Jewish mother thing. It's crazy.

Do I Need a Shave?   Is my face FAT?